me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
An American man with the maturity of a 13 year old, two teenage Japanese boys, a French teenager with bountiful cleavage, and their Egyptian babysitter spent 50 days travelling in the Middle East and Africa to fight a bisexual vampire that dresses like shit and wears green lipstick
if that’s not a beautiful story of friendship, I don’t know what is
TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES
Pabu, the Acrobatic Cat
Pabu: Jump! Jump! Double-jump!
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
社会人の足取り 会社に行く時vs帰り道 #hokuto #社会人 #来た時よりも美しく 〜 ほくぴー
The way that working adults walk When going to work vs the way home #hokuto #workingadult #morebeautifulthanwhengoingthere 〜 ほくぴー
The way that working adults walk, when going to work:
On the way back:
帰った時スペシャル🌟☀(最後聞こえずらいけど寂しいって言ってます) 〜 Reika Oozeki
Getting home special 🌟☀(The last bit is hard to hear but I’m saying that I’m sad)
Primary schoolers: I’M HUNGRY!
Middle schoolers: I’m so tired from club activities!
High schoolers: BOOBS!
Working adults: I’M SO SADDD-
頭使って。。。#頭おかしい 〜 さーちゃん
Use your head… #imweird 〜 さーちゃん
Maths is hard!
Use your head properly.