okaywork:

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

16 hours ago with 35886via , source

joquilajoestar:

An American man with the maturity of a 13 year old, two teenage Japanese boys, a French teenager with bountiful cleavage, and their Egyptian babysitter spent 50 days travelling in the Middle East and Africa to fight a bisexual vampire that dresses like shit and wears green lipstick

if that’s not a beautiful story of friendship, I don’t know what is

16 hours ago with 4291via , source

silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

1 day ago with 65673via , source

pabuthefirecat:

Pabu, the Acrobatic Cat

Pabu: Jump!  Jump!  Double-jump!

1 day ago with 35706via , source

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

1 day ago with 412340via , source

jpnvines:

社会人の足取り 会社に行く時vs帰り道 #hokuto #社会人 #来た時よりも美しく 〜 ほくぴー

The way that working adults walk  When going to work vs the way home #hokuto #workingadult #morebeautifulthanwhengoingthere 〜 ほくぴー

The way that working adults walk, when going to work:

On the way back:

1 day ago with 5302via

jpnvines:

帰った時スペシャル🌟(最後聞こえずらいけど寂しいって言ってます) 〜 Reika Oozeki

Getting home special 🌟(The last bit is hard to hear but I’m saying that I’m sad)

Getting home.

Primary schoolers: I’M HUNGRY!

Middle schoolers: I’m so tired from club activities!

High schoolers: BOOBS!

University students: 

Working adults: I’M SO SADDD-

1 day ago with 5156via

jpnvines:

頭使って。。。#頭おかしい 〜 さーちゃん

Use your head… #imweird 〜 さーちゃん

Maths is hard!

Use your head properly.

Okay. 

1 day ago with 24201via
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