June 2013
when the concept art of something looks a thousand times cooler than the final result
can firebenders bend hot people
18k notes and i still havent got a simple “yes/no” i fucking hate this website
yes
I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT
- person: how can you be attracted to anime characters?
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: i don't understand your question
i wish i was as pretty as my icon
*Starin at my girlfriend* is this really my girlfriend *holdin my girlfriend* am i really dating whoever this is *rotates my girlfriend on all axes & inspects dimensions* how did i end up with you *im dating a cool rock i found on the beach*
- Parents: be yourself
- Me: -is self-
- Parents: wait no
there should be an “i feel u” button
every song can be depressing if u try hard enough
where do we come from?
where do we go?
where do we come from?
*tear slowly streams down face*
*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe
current mood: [elsen wheeze]
JEAN RAP
MC PETRA
Started out as a joke but uh… :’| An original rap about Jean, written by useless-kun, submitted to ask-jean. RAPPED BY MC PETRA, repRESENT. Original rap can be found here. I had to edit and add a few things for it to fit into the beat. I hope you all like it though. :’|
Out with my squad and we killin’ them titans
Everyone’s fighting, but also we kinda frightened
That goes for me, who’s he? It’s Jean
With the dream that Mikasa’s someday gonna be my queenShe too good for that douchebag Eren
She should leave him, and I call’em as I see’em and
Obviously, uh, he sucks so, uh… you should come to me, babeWhaaaat? There’s a titan, gonna kill it
Me and my home skillet biscuit Marco
He gone now, pretty sad now
Can only ask how since
Your death didn’t really make any sense, bro/puts it on repeat
The Cosplayer is Always Right
- (Our Japanese restaurant is near a school that annually hosts an anime convention. So, it’s fairly common to have cosplayers among our customers at the time of the con. The owner is okay with it as long as they don’t annoy the other customers. On this day, we seat twelve cosplayers and, later, I seat three young customers near them.)
- Young Customer #1: “What is this? Why are those guys costumed?”
- Me: “Oh, there’s a large anime convention ongoing at the local school. It’s rather common to see them at the times of the gathering.”
- Young Customer #1: *chuckles* “Yeah, what a bunch of dorks.”
- Young Customer #2: “Total nerds.”
- (Since there are no other free tables and they didn’t pre-order a table, they sit near the cosplayers while mocking them under their breath. In the meantime, a cosplayer of Pikachu is talking somewhat loudly on his phone.)
- Young Customer #2: *waves at me* “Hey, you! Tell those dorks to shut up!”
- Halo Cosplayer: “Oh, I’m sorry, sir.” *to ‘Pikachu’* “Dude, not so loud. You’re bothering people.”
- Pikachu Cosplayer: “What? Oh, sorry to bother you guys.” *starts talking again, but much quieter*
- Young Customer #3: “Yeah, that’s right. Shut up, you virgin nerd!”
- Young Customer #1: “Go back to the library, virgins!”
- (At this point, I warn the owner about the behavior of the younger customers. He immediately goes to their table.)
- Owner: “What seems to be the problem?”
- Young Customer #1: “It’s not our fault. Those nerds started to insult us! We’re not going to stay here and do nothing!”
- Owner: “My staff told me the contrary, actually.”
- Young Customer #3: “What?! That b***h waitress is lying!”
- Owner: “Sir, I won’t allow you to insult my staff or customers. Those cosplayers were extremely polite and quiet during their meals, unlike you. If someone must be thrown out, it’s you.”
- (In the blink of an eye, one of the young customers gets up and tries to grab the owner. However, to our surprise, one of the cosplayers playing Batman grabs him by the hair, slams him on the table and holds him still.)
- Young Customer #1: “OW! That f***ing hurts! Who the f*** do you think you are, you motherf***er?!”
- Batman Cosplayer: *in a raspy tone* “I am vengeance. I am the night. I am… Batman.”
- (The two other customers begin to yell, but quickly shut up when all the cosplayers get up and surround them, showing that most of them are clearly larger than them. The mall security arrests the bad customers, and the cosplayers leave after apologizing for the trouble. However, it’s not before we snap a picture with them. Now, we frequently joke about that time when Batman, Pikachu and Master Chief saved the restaurant!)
buy me a 3DS and ill check out your blog
Sherlock (2010)
BBC Orchestra
ALLOW ME TO PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
